You are the "you suck, and that's sad" happy bunny. You're truthful, but can be a bit brutal.
Which Happy Bunny Are You?

These are my co-worker Donna's favorite - "happy bunny" memorabilia. I think the best one of them all is the one that says, "Have a nice day, you worthless turd." Or maybe the one that says "whatever, you moron." Haven't we all had days that we wish we had been wearing t-shirts that said this?!? Some days, (yes - even with Suzy Sunshine!) it is just so hard to be pleasant. And working at a library you would think people would treat others respectfully, but some people act as though they are at a fast food restaurant or something! Somedays, after haggling with grouchy people over 20 cent fines, I want to say "Do you want fries with that?" and just see the reaction I'd get! So if you are reading this, just remember to be kind to a librarian today. It is not like she WANTS to squeeze you for all your spare change!