Thirteen Things to do when you're home sick...
- Lay in bed until you can't possibly lay in bed any longer.
- Drag yourself into the hottest shower your skin can handle and stay in there until your fingers are all wrinkled up.
- Call momma... She always understands and sends you long-distance lovin'.
- "Drink lots of fluids!" (I have that on good advice...)
- Cocoon your entire body in layers upon layers of cushy blankets so it feels like you never left you bed, and you're hands and feet are rendered useless.
- Flop on the couch and attempt to finish that book that you've been meaning to finish for months...
- Pop in a sappy movie to drown your aches and nausea in Hollywood glamour.
- Fall asleep on the couch until your face picks up the subtle lines and patterns of the corduroy cover.
- Run to the bathroom as often as you can.
- Sigh and moan gratuitously.
- Have long conversations with your cats who currently seem genuinely sympathetic.
- Wonder why the gods have spurned you and left you to face this misery.
- And finally, since misery loves company, BLOG about it!
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