Czech Mate.

Dang stinkin' lazy boys. We got trampled in a bad way today. Makes me embarrassed to be red, white, and blue. (That's why I cheer for the Germans, anyways.) The only person who gets a gold star today is Johnson, pictured right. I think buddy was the only person actually playing soccer today. (And he was only a substitute. What does that say about how we played, eh?)

So, it was 3-0 Czech Republic. In US's defense, though, the Czechs were freakin' HUGE. Like about a head taller than all of our boys. Talk about intimidating. And the Czechs are the 2nd rated team. But we really got stomped, I'm saying it was ridiculous (and we were rated 5th). Like, the game wasn't even a GOOD one, it was so one-sided. Our defense sucked and our offense was basically non-existent. It really looked like our guys were just stand there waiting around. I don't mind so much Donovan standing around...he is just so pretty. (Don't tell Tim!) I wonder if we can buy some Brazilians to put on our team? Maybe then we could get some wins. Sheesh. I'm moving to England.