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Today, Tim and I had a fun but bizarre church experience. We have perpetually been on the hunt for a fellowship of like-minded believers and it has been really kind of hard to find that happy medium of churches that are slightly contemporary but still based in liturgy. (And it is kind of sad that we had to drive to CT to church today!) Anyway, we visited Trinity Church in Greenwich this morning and it was kind of... uhh... surreal (for lack of better words, here).
At that point, I was ready for just about anything. I wouldn't have been any more surprised if Elvis was sitting behind me and Tim was sporting a pink mohawk. It was already enough like a freaky dream sequence, anyway. And then Yancey gave an odd but great sermon about the similarities between King David and the woman who washed Jesus' feet with her hair. He focused on the importance of pouring all of yourself out on the floor for God and not holding back (David dancing naked and whatnot). A really crazy and inspiring sermon. (Before you think I am some kind of witty person, know that this is stolen material. Thank you, Robin. Your blog is great. Some day I hope to be in with the housewife mafia - I watch the Sopranos, even.)




Visitors! Tomorrow, our buddies the Tudors will be coming up for a visit. They have never been to the "Big Apple" and we can't wait to show it to them. It will be interesting to see how many cheap activities we can come up with - boy, it sucks to be poor! So far, our plans are visiting the MoMA (I have free tickets), the Bronx Zoo (on Wed. because it's free), Chinatown, Central Park (also free), Toys'R'Us in Times Square (hopefully, since they have an almost 2 yr. old, we can ride the ferris wheel!), and maybe something REALLY touristy like going up to the top of the Empire State Building. It should be an adventure, regardless (especially with little Luke)!
My profession is wack. Librarians are quite literally crazy people. And I mean ALL of them. Most of them are a nice crazy and I can deal with that. In fact, I think I even fit into that category. But I don't think I can deal with the O.C.D. crazy, the hierarchy crazy, the strung-out crazy, or the nasty crazy. And it really sucks that I am getting a Masters Degree so that I can be hired by another type of crazy. Have I just wasted a ton of money and time on a crazy profession?!?

(Picture taken from this guy. Thanks, buddy.)What an amazing concert! Tim and I went to the New Jersey Performing Arts Center in Newark on St. Patrick's Day (actually the day after)to see The Chieftains perform live along with The Cottars. The Chieftains are amazing musicians. Each of them played a song by themselves with no accompaniment. My favorite moment in the concert was when Matt Malloy had his flute solo - all you could hear was his flute and hundreds of people tapping their feet to his beat. "Good man, Matt!" But seriously, the only way to ruin a Chieftains concert is to include a country-western guitar player and a random Chinese pianist. Come on, guys. Stick to the Irish music, don't adulterate it! Overall, it was a good concert, even including their anticipated encore where they had an Irish conga line.
Guess who I am going to go see in concert tomorrow?!? These guys!!! Tim got some super cheap $20 dollar tickets, so we will be celebrating St. Patty's Day all weekend long. We may even try to sneak in some soda bread... I know baby brother will be jealous! Sorry bud! We'll take lots of pictures though!
(I found this crazy list online, but narrowed it down to my favorite 25... Just please don't do these things at MY library!)
A library is a somewhat easy place to annoy the people sitting around you, but for those of you with less then stellar creativity, here is a list of things you can do...
1. Read out loud. Very loud. And slowly.
2. While pointing to a very simple word, like 'the', ask the person next to you if he/she can pronounce it for you.
3. While looking at your book, turn so you’re facing the person next to you. Then, peer over the top of your book, and say "PEEKABOO!!"
4. Put down your book, and look over and start reading the other persons book, and, either 1) say "Ooo. Nice book." or 2) when he/she looks at you, quickly pick up your book and act like your reading it.
5. Suddenly look over at him/her, and say, "You’re one of THEM!"
6. Put down your book, and look at him/her. When they says something like "what?" cut them off by saying "Are you accusing me of something?"
7. Read your book. Upside down.
8. Read your book from right to left. And flip the pages the same way.
9. Flip the page every two or three seconds.
10. Pick up your book, put it down, and say, "Wow. That was a good book."
11. Read silently, and then as if speaking to the character in your book, say, "No, Jim! It's a trap! Don't do it!!" Then turn to the person and reply solemnly, "He did it." when he/she looks at you.
12. Sit down, and then say to the person next to you, "Hi! My name's (…) and I'm really glad to meet you."
13. Every so often, yelp in pain, and look at your feet.
14. Bring a bag or purse, and peer into it and say, "Got enough air in their?" or, "Settle down in there. I'm trying to read!"
15. Ask someone their name, and then when they start to reply, cut them off by saying, "No it isn't!"
16. Every time the person next to you turns the page, make a strange sound, or a beep.
17. Announce the page number each time you turn a page.
18. Spell every single word as you read it.
19. Hold your book right next to your eyes.
20. Every few minutes, get up out of your chair, walk around the table, and sit back down.
21. Put down your book, then say, “Hey, ya wanna trade?”
22. While working at a laptop, suddenly stand up, and announce to every one, “I have mail!!”
23. Collapse on the floor. Then get up like nothing happened. When the person next to you asks what is wrong, look at him/her with an inquiring look on your face, and say, “What do you mean?”
24. Say, “Who’s Freddie?” Then act like you didn’t say anything.
25. Get a child’s book like “Green Eggs and Ham” and complain that there is no glossary.
Happy St. Patty's Day! I spent all week missing Ireland - right now though, I am missing Savannah, GA! (Do you notice the green water in the picture?!?) Ahh Savannah. Savannians go ALL out for St. Pat day, even dyeing the Savannah River green. When I asked my boss if we were going to be closed for the holiday, she laughed and said that this wasn't really a "real" holiday. Good thing girlfriend doesn't live in Georgia. We Southerners know how to throw a good celebration party. I even think I was the only person today wearing green! (Stupid Yankees. Grr...)Friday's Photo Challege... Technology! (This was taken in Boston at the Blue Man Group show.)
Thirteen Memories of Ireland
Okay, so I have this friend who is a part of a film club. (For the record, yes - film clubs are everything you think they are. Some people were even chauffeured to the door. Frightening.) Well, my friend gave me her tickets for tonight's screening because she couldn't go. (Oh, I am SO there!) The club always shows a pre-released film and then does a discussion afterward. They usually have a special guest come in who is, in some way, related to the making of the film. (Before Capote came out, they did a screening of it and even had the director Bennett Miller come to give a talk at the end. Nice, ehh?)
My first eight weeks of Baby Story Time are over. I made it!!! (Hear: large sigh of relief...) Anywho, I was starting to seriously doubt my ability to continue with this program happily, until yesterday. You know the feeling, when you aren't getting any feedback and it makes you feel like you are just wasting your time because you are singing your little heart out and having absolutely no effect on your audience?!? (I basically felt like a lounge singer with a crappy repertoire of baby songs.) Well, during the sign-up for the next eight weeks of story hours, my boss told me that some of my kids didn't want to move up into her story hour and that the moms said their kids were finally "getting" it! That is huge! What a complement. It is so difficult to be able to capture attentions of a group of 15 - 20 PRE-toddlers. But maybe I did something right! Also, yesterday one of my kids drew me a picture and brought it in from home. She's just now two, so she ain't no Picasso. Still, it made me feel like a million bucks. What a day.
Last Sunday, Tim and I made a little road trip out of free sight-seeing. (When you are poor, you have to be creative!) Anyway, we saw the Croton Dam, which is a water reservoir for Manhattan. It is huge! It's over 301 feet tall and the base of it is about 216 feet wide. We made snow angels, correction, I made snow angels and we saw a "Muffler Man" and some other crazy things. (Here I am, trying in vain to plug the hole in the dam.) I'll post the pictures in Flickr.

I just finished listening to The Tale of Despereaux on audio and it was so amazing! A good reader MAKES the audio book experience, and this book is so worth the time. It is this cute story of a French mouse who doesn't fit in and who is destined for greatness. It has a castle, evil rats, a spool of red thread, and a princess named Pea - who could ask for more? (Read: This one ranks up there, in my books, with the Potter kid, the Narnians, and even that funny Little Prince.) This book also has that interactive quality (for lack of a better phrase) that I love, similar to Jane Austin's Pride and Prejudice, where she addresses the reader or Lemony Snicket, when he asks the reader if the reader knows what a certain word means. I love that! I'm telling you, this book has it all: humor, compassion, adventure, a great ending, strong and lovable characters, and even French accented mice. It's a total package. Love.It.
